Who seriously thought skinny jeans were a good idea for women? I tried on my first pair of them today. The only reason was because they were $12 at Target and I figured for that price I’d give them a try. Little did I know a total self-esteem bashing was waiting!
As I perused the wall of jeans, I realized there were a lot of sizes 1,3, 15, and 17. I should have gotten the hint right then and there. Since teeny bopper sizes run, let’s just say, “slightly smaller” than normal woman sizes I grabbed one size up from my normal size. The color I really wanted was only available in 2 sizes up so I grabbed them too…just in case. In the dressing room I began to attempt to cram my leg into the one size-uppers. I COULD NOT EVEN GET MY CALF INTO THEM! Now, I consider myself decently in shape and certainly not blessed with killer, Olympic-sprinter calf muscles. But seriously, you would have to have NO muscle period to fit into these jeans. The moment I squished my leg into them I felt claustrophobic. So on I went to the next size up. I was able to actually pull them up to my waist and button them. I quickly realized that they felt more like leggings then jeans. This can’t be right. I then go back out to the floor to find 3 sizes larger but have no luck. The dressing room attendant tries to help me find them but exclaims “What’s wrong with those (the 2 sizes bigger pants)? They look fine.” So I guess spandex-like and slightly uncomfortable is the mark of a good pair of skinny jeans.
I ended up getting the 2 sizes larger skinny jeans because hey, they were 12 bucks and the attendant said they looked fine. I’m in then right now and still feel slightly uncomfortable. I think I may need to go back to look for the 3 sizes larger if this new skinny jean relationship is going to last.
I share this rant with you because I realized, yet again, that fashion is not a good self-esteem builder sometimes. It’s who you are on the inside and the steps you take to be the person who you want to be that are truly meaningful aspects of life. Enjoy today who you are and not just what size you can fit into.
Have a healthy holiday and watch out for skinny jeans.